Omally | 18 | CT & MA | Music
your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of
im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
DYING. FUCKING DYING.
……Wait for it…….
Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..
Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????
it tok me a while but i got it
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I want to tell you a thousand things..
The phrase “I love you” tastes like poison in my mouth.
It’s okay, because I’ll never have to say it to you.
You’ll never say it to me.
I’d rather leave scratch marks on your back than an imprint on your heart.
My taste in your beard versus my sentiments in your stomach.
Is that so wrong? Am I such a monster?
When you told me I was intimidating, I threw my head back in laughter.
I’m not making a home in you, just staying for a little while.
The rent is pretty cheap, if I’m being honest. And I’m always being honest.
I want you to break me into a million pieces, but you refuse.
Why won’t you fuck me and forget me?
Why do you have to cradle me like a lost puppy?
I’m a goddamn fire blazing through your life and you’re neither feeding the flames
Nor putting me out. This won’t end well.
Some of the funniest book dedications ever.
New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”
you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries
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